Joan, my clerk
  Joan, my clerk
  Took her out once after work

  Boom... and a... come on!
  Boom chick a boom (x2)
  Boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom

  Jane, my trick
  Jane, my trick
  Let me here then let me kick kick kick

  Boom... and a... come on!
  Boom chick a boom (x2)
  Boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom

  Janene, my dyke
  Janene, my dyke
  Let me be her girl one night night night


  Boom... and a... come on!
  Boom chick a boom (x2)
  Boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom

  Boom chick a boom (x3)
  Boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom
  
		(Pixies)