In the sleepy West
	Of the woody East 
	Is a valley full
	Full o' pioneer 

	We're not just kids
	To say the least 
	We got ideas
	To us that's dear 

	Like capitalism
	Like communism 
	Like lots of things
	You've heard about 

	And redneckers
	They get us pissed 
	And stupid stuff
	It makes us shout 

	Oh dance with me
	Oh don't be shy 
	Oh kiss me cunt
	Oh kiss me cock 

	Oh kiss the world
	Oh kiss the sky 
	Oh kiss my ass
	Oh let it rock 

	Of the april birds
	And the may bee 
	Oh baby 

	It's educational (8x)

	University 
	Of Massachusetts, please 
	And here's the last five 
	It's educational (4x)
	Eeeed eeeed uuuuh caaaah tioooon

		Black Francis
		(p) 1991 4-A-D