Close Escape That was a close escape Have to get a new hobby to relate Something less conspicuous Won't take up too much time Something less sadistic For what I've got in mind I won't be too persistent 'Cause I'm not that way inclined C that's the one for me Look, have you got any titties free What you do is find 5p 415-1683 hello Miss Collins you'll not know me I'm in the undies business see Please, please can you tell me The size, how far from the knee Oh dear, dear me, luck is running thine I'll take another name, I might have a win Got two more coins, I hope no-one thinks I'm dim C that's the one for me Look and you're ......... free See if she'll speak to me Hands are shaking eyes can't see Having trouble finding 5p 217-1983 hello Miss Dickens you'll not know me I'm in the undies business see Don't worry, that's nowt, here we go again Oi! no peeping, someone must take the hint Oh dear, dear me, luck is running thin So please, please can you tell me The tits do feel real good to me In a naked mood Try to grin and bear with me Please don't think me rude I only hear, don't want to see C that's the one for me That was quick, too quick for me Of that I can see What's your name, Mildred, well buggar me Sugar and milk in my tea No harm could be, well I'll see What's your hobby, just the same as me See you soon for tea I'll give it one last chance I think you'll all agree I'm getting no game here, only lost 5p I'll flicker through the pages, nothing interests me I'll ring another number, make sure it's a she Here we go again, I'll give it third degree No harm's been done, yes I'm sure you'll all agree I'll take another name, I might have a win (Foreman/Thompson) Sep 1980